
Bill Cosby was right. Kids do say the darndest things. My job as an afterschool care supervisor for the YMCA has put me back on the front line with kids every day. It's a nice change from the supervisory positions I have been in for quite a few years, but it also comes with its challenges. My name is unfortunately quite easily "whined". If you don't get what I mean, just try it. Say Laurel in a really whiny voice. Draw out the first syllable in particular and kind of give a bit of a whimper on the second syllable. Easy. And very annoying.
Anyways, back to the funny things the kids say. Here are a few highlights:
"When I sit on the monkey bars like this it kind of hurts my nuts."
"I'm pretty sure I just ate some plastic. Am I going to die?"
Child: "What has uh, eight legs, uh, um, is blue, uh, uh, has wings, and um, uh, a body?"
Me: "I don't know. A caterpillar?"
Child: "Um, no. A uh, fellapillar!"
Me: "Did you just make that up?"
Child: "Yeah."
Me: "You can be very nice and polite when you want to be. And very sweet and well behaved when you want to be."
Child: "And I can be very naughty when I want to be."

There is always some excitement every day and it's been pretty good so far. We are a multicultural centre - I'm Canadian, my assistant supervisor is from the UK and our other program leader is from Jamaica. Combined with all the Kiwi kids, we have a pretty fun time figuring out the different accents and slang. The other day I was telling the kids not to each too much snack or they wouldn't eat their dinner when they got home. Finally, one kid piped up and said, "We have no idea what your talking about. What's dinner?" Apparently here it is either supper or tea.
Mark's job is going well too. We bought him a plant for his office, so now he is set.
Even though I just started work, I now have two weeks off due to a school holidays break. I might get called in to help out with some of the holiday programs, which would be good. In any case, I'm sure the kids will have funny things to say after the break!